July 6, 2017… Day 168
Things are wild and bad so hug your loved ones, call your reps, sleep tight and don’t let the bed bugs bite. The bears in Alaska are irrationally hostile this year. Zuckerberg is in Alaska discovering things about the social safety net and tweeting. The North Koreans can hit Alaska now. The Russians used to own Alaska. Trump might give Alaska back when he talks to Putin this week.